Jose launched one out to straight centerfield onto the grass.

Unbelievable.

Pee test this guy or check his bat or something. Never saw a guy his size with this kind of power.

From STO TV guys -

Jose Ramirez joins Alfonso Soriano (2006), Jeff Bagwell (1999) and Alex Rodriguez (1998) as only players in MLB history with 20+ SB and 30+ homers within their team's first 100 games.

My boy Yandy is 2-3. His out was an opposite field line drive that Choo caught at the RF wall on a full run.

Hey Loufla - Guyer is 3-4 tonight.

We gave him the ole kiss of life.

Hey, my boy Yandy is 3-4 too. Liner up the middle this time.

The plan as of now is to send Yandy back down when they bring Bieber up Tuesday. But he keeps hitting like this, who knows.

First hitter Brad Hand faces is Joey Gallo, who hits a towering 2 run homer off him.

Welcome to the American League.

Yandy with an RBI triple in 9th!

4-5 baby! You keep Melky over this guy you're a friggin imbecile.

Important insurance run when playing in Arlington too.

Up 8-6 now.

Encarnacion has had his hustle on tonight. He's played 1B. Scored from 2nd twice on base hits by Guyer. And just scored from 1st on that triple by Yandy.

He may need tomorrow off.

In comes the beard for bottom of 9.

Crap, Cherinos hits a solo shot. 8-7 now with 2 outs.

Holy crap. Before I even finished typing Gallo hits another damn homer to tie it up...

Our bullpen still sucks.

Bauer was yanked in 5th too so we've used all our decent relievers.

Well, I should say all the relievers that suck less than the others.

Arlington is always fun.

Well, after the two homers to tie it up the beard has now allowed a single and a walk.

If it's any consolation he breezed through the first two batters.

Well, he struck out this guy to finish inning. And we head into the 10th for some free baseball.

Lindor walks and steals 2nd with 2 outs. Can Brantley come through?

No, no he can't. btm of 10 coming up.

And really bad pitchers.

Great, McCallister.

His first pitch lined up the middle for base hit by Andrus.

His 3rd pitch lined into RF by Beltre for base hit.

His 6th pitch lined into RF for base hit by Odor, but hit too hard. Bases full, no outs... sigh...

Hey, Guzman hits it hard to Ramirez who goes home. Out #1.

How about a DP here? Just close your eyes and throw it McCallister. Couldn't be worse.

Chirinos again. This guy made me cry earlier.

Hey, 97 MPH fastball blew past him for strike 3. 2 Away.

Can I hope?

Ah hell, Gallo again.

This guy hits like 100. Surely he can't do it again?

Struck him out!!!

Bases loaded, no outs, and McCallister works out of it!

Onto 11th ...

Jose leads off with a double. Holy cow, this friggin guy.

And Encarnacion with another base hit! Jose scores. Woo hoo. EE thrown out trying to advance to 2nd on throw. But we'll take it. EE has had a nice night.

Quick groundout by Guyer.

Here comes the Glorious One, Yandy Diaz. Not a 5th hit in that bat though. Onto the bottom of 11.

Otero on to close it out.

I actually giggled as I typed that.

Famous last words.